A senior citizen’s Christmas wish list for all of mankind:
- Iprods (available in 15,000 volt, 25,000 volt and 50,000 volt versions)
It’s about time someone combined the genius of walking sticks with the ingenuity of cattle prods to create a handy device for shocking oblivious young people who are stomping around leashed to their mp3 players and knocking down old people like god damned bowling pins. - Large Print Traffic Signs
- Raising the Minimum Age of Doctors
- A GOP Debate that is Watchable
Hahaha yes! The iProds are a genius idea. That would teach the youngins. I also love the large print signage. Elderly people would really appreciate it and I don’t think younger folks would mind it much either.